Dirk Rangely: “After all, which would you rather do, pal, screw Bridget Bardot’s brains out or read reviews of her movies?”
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Upcoming Naps, Signings & Events
February 1 — Vermilion Ice Festival
“I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.” ~Steven Wright
“Sometimes I feel like I’m living vicariously through my own life.” ~M.T. Bass
“Keep a small can of WD-40 on your desk—away from any open flames—to remind yourself that if you don’t write daily, you will get rusty.” ~George Singleton
Walter Sobchak: “Smokey, this is not ‘Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.”
“If the doctor told me I had six minutes to live, I’d type a little faster.” ~Issac Asimov
